Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
My grandpa is talking about laundry and he asked if i could run a "small hot load." Wow. I had to leave the room.
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
I woke up and blew hamburger out my nose. That kinda night.
More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
The ultimate Father's Day bonding experience: Both getting bailed out of jail by mom for mooning some shithead cop.
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
A lumberjack bearing the gift of small oranges or gymnast sex... I love you man but you lose that battle 9 out of 10
the cops are being surprisingly chill about david hanging from a tree with no pants.
"my nose is broken but I'm beer pong champ so it evens out really"
I can count on one hand the number of good things that happened over the past year.
your mom was just petting me...I am strangely comfortable with it
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
when the cops came she just started yelling at them "Fuck the police! freedom of speech bitches!"
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