I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
This dress was meant to end up on your floor
Why did you video tape me drying my boxers in the microwave?
I'm gonna laugh so hard when we're both married with families
That statement alone makes me laugh so hard.
I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
It's been a wonderful constant drunkeness. We played Marco polo with some random like 8 yr olds in the kiddie pool.
The Mole People would help. They are a kind, helpful people, the Mole People are.
Mole people?
Mole people
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
So for St Paddys day I colored my junk green and got a little hat for him....wanna see it before I sober up....
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
He told us when he was 10 he started shoving bars of soap up his ass for pleasure so i winked at him
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