I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
my facebook is like a giant collection of my one night stands
You were chewing up hot dogs and spitting them out
Still burping lighter fluid. Totally awful.
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
My ex was there, the 2 girls I'm seeing showed up and I had a pocket full of VIP passes 2 the strip club. Had all the makings of an epic night but I fell asleep at the bar.
Everything I own smells like cigarettes and victory right now. The smell is never coming out.
17. The number of times my one night stand told me he loved me.
It just smells like spaghetti and despair.
I can't wait to get home and brush the fuck outta my teeth.
Literally.
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
He said I have the “Denzel Washington” of vaginas.
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