i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
The plan is to make enough mistakes this weekend to hold me over until spring break
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
my favorite homeless guy just told me I drive like Batman, achievement unlocked
I told you I'm not going to the Phillies game until we're tripping balls
Remember that girl from my stats. class that I ran into at the bar 2 weeks ago? She literally hasn't been to class once since I told her I sit behind her.
I had to rename my dildo. I met a little kid who named his teddy bear the same name. It just felt wrong.
I woke up with a dread of barbecue sauce in my hair. Drunk munchies makes me a disgusting person.
Could you just like have a friend who feels bad for me and secretly always wanted to have sex with me
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
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