why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
I'm exhausted and I have velveeta stuck in my teeth
Did you eat out Derrek's girlfriend again?
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
there's got to be a less slutty way to tell him the baby isn't his
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Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
Subtly mention that I'm not a lesbian. I would only go for rebecca's nipples because they're pierced and I like shiny things.
I hooked up with some guy to get over my ex last night. I was terrified until we started doing naked pushups.
My goal is to go an entire semester without cocaine. That's an adult goal right?
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PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
There should be a Doritos delivery van or something.
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
Only thing I have going for me is jacking off, weed, and saturdays
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