i told him i was sober and he walked away immediately.
so we have officially lost him as of 7 hours ago.. already called campus security, the drunk tank and the hospital. figure he'll turn up eventually..
i'll start checking the bushes on campus.
Something strange is happening to me, I think I miss hooking up with girls sober
He ran into the room yelling "attack! Attack!", jumped on top of me on the air mattress, popped the air mattress, and then we had victory sex, because he was proud of popping it.
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
I'd cum for enchiladas.
The dick pic bandit just sent me a poem about showering..
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
Yeah she's a complete bitch. But I mostly hate her because she hijacked my fuck buddy.
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
I had a rough night. I'm just gonna lay here and masturbate for a while before I have to go adult.
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
My lack of taco bell is hindering me from seeing the good part of that situation
I think my roomie is silently judging me for spraining my foot by having sex in a bounce house
so the bounce house and tequila was good idea then?
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