talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
I made a mac n' cheesicle. Better in my head than in real life. Gonna keep smoking to see if it gets better.
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
I would totes be making out with random people in the name of america if I was at the white house right now
He spent 6 hours at the ER after crashing a motorcycle and still came to the bar, Ofcourse I went home with him. He's my hero.
DONT EVER DUNK OREOS INTO WINE . NEVER
4:37 am. You're wearing underwear and carpet skates. Borderline crying. You want to punch Morgan. Have not stopped singing Give Your Heart a Break.
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
my neighbors having band practice on sunday morning is a message from the universe that I should stop drinking
I want a battle ostrich, get me a battle ostrich and then come and make love to me
I really need to get a comfy set of masturbating shoes
TJ is going to paint me in a Patriots Jersey he can paint you in an eagle jersey. Did this last year and got so much dick.
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
"They won't do it. I'm in the middle of darkness. " and "Probably going to die. I've been walking for 50 minutes in one direction" are the last texts I got from Steve
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