Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
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Dude dan is so baked he taped his remote to the futon so he couldn't lose it again. Come over here
THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
Never get a handjob from a girl who gives deep tissue massages.
What I thought it would be sexy pouring melted chocolate down here chest, ended up in second degree burns. Hot food and sex do not mix.
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
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I'm sorry. We set two Christmas trees on fire. Also the neighbor's yard. Also ours.
Try and take me seriously and don't look directly at my hair or the jizz on my pants.
I'm gunna send you baby bottles of vodka for those nights when you just give up
This is a mass text. I will facerape you if you bring me Fierce Melon Gatorade and 4 D batteries.
I've replaced you with thin mints and masturbation
Legit just heard the bartender tell some Dude "Penis is not an accepted currency in this establishment" and Dude responded "You take Vagina then?"
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