Bea Arthur died yesterday
You shut your stupid mouth
Betty White is next, I just know it.
Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
I'm watching a Sinbad stand up special. Not even drugs can make this funny.
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we ate a 40 pack of string cheese and watched an entire washing machine cycle.
Just found my mom passed out in my bed holding a bag of wine. Not sure if I'm ashamed or proud.
I'm going to sing sad and lonely Barbra Streisand songs at the top of my lungs if you don't get here soon
I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
Jesus Christ. If I were a normal sex-having person, I'd think I was knocked up. I'm cycling through emotions like I'm in a decathlon to crazy.
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I'LL COME GET YOU. GOTTA FIND A SUIT THAT COVERS TIT BRUISES FIRST.
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
You had sex with a guy who has a purple beard last night. No Molly for a while, ok?
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
Are you feeling better yet?
I need a nap and a new butthole
I think next time I give head I'm gonna try making the chewbacca noise.
I look forward to it
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