You sent me a text calling me "cunt" while i was in the middle of dumping my bf.
So we're fucking tonight?
At CVS buying just condoms. The guy behind me is buying just hotdog buns. There was a silent moment of understanding between us.
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
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DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
Chicken wings don't come back up an through your nose as easily as you'd think
Bullets don't scare me. I wish I was a coyote
Figured out why that fly won't leave. It keeps buzzing through my weed smoke
Fly high, Fly.
Vodka Vensday. With a Russian accent... It counts.
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Is there a classy way to tell him that to thank him for his service I would like to put his dick in my mouth?
"Happy Veterans Day! Now pull down your pants."
She paid me 300 bucks to spank her and call her Baby Jane. Then we drank half a bottle of sippin whiskey. I'd call it a twelve out of ten.
I said I hate kids.This dude said he will sell his children to go on a date with me.
I'm not going to tell you how to live your life, which includes naming your schlong
Oh and sorry for almost killing all of us last night... twice...
My vagina likes him more than I do, but I’m going to follow her lead and see what happens
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