No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
Or I could just give you a blow job and make it up to you.
No, that's okay. Don't worry about it.
Going once.....twice.........sold to the girl who didn't really wanna do it anyway.
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I love you more than champagne and correct grammar
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
It was drunk tag. I was Alice in wonderland chasing a ballerina who was chasing Lance Armstrong who had needles in his arms.
That moment when you notice a tiny IR camera pointing at you, in your bed, at the apartment you found on Craigslist.
I need a new best friend. Someone who drinks like a fish, hooks up enough to raise eyebrows, and isn't afraid to admit that masturbation is the second best way to spend time. Someone like me! Help me put up posters.
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That was right around the time that the drunken mess pulled out his dick in front of myself and like 10 other people and started peeing all over the train platform while saying, "Sometimes a bear gets you brother. Sometimes a bear gets you."
Pretty standard Thursday night commute for you, no?
Nothing to be ashamed of. I bet Oprah has sharted.
Waking up drunk is great, waking up drunk and hanging with your mom is even better.
Maybe if you would fuck your boss you would get string cheese too
I passed out in your bed last night...there maybe a snickers and twix bar under your pillow
Yeahh. im on the phone with him drunk. he told me he found a pigeon in a cardboard box and named it quincy...
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