Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
The highlight of my Saturday night was singing along to the sound of music alone in my room.
I wish I has some fucking Fairy God Parents, I want a kit kat so bad.
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
Do you think she hates me because I thought her roommate's name actually was Butterface?
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
I can't find the remote or the Doritos. Someone call 911. S.O.S. I sent this in Braille.
So the dog chewed my vibrator last night. It added a nice new texture actually.
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
I KEEP THINKING INAPPROPRIATE SEXUAL THOUGHTS ABOUT YOU AND I AM SORRY.
The blonde cop looked at my license and told me I better have be home when her shift ends
I hate you
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