I Once took so much Ecstacy that I tried to hug a fire.
NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
love makes seman taste better
True bitches know their best friends favorite Boones Farm flavor.
Sex last night was mind blowing. your wife is one lucky lady.
Are you still going to come over for your post Alcoholics Anonymous beer?
We looked in every room for condoms... It was the sexiest scavenger hunt ever.
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
If you bring home Chipotle tonight I'll give you an epic bj...ball play and all #datenight
THANKS BE TO BLACK BABY JESUS IN HIS LITTLE GOLDEN DIAPER FOR BLESSING ME WITH NOT PREGNANT
He's my favorite late night booty call. He lives next to a Wendy's.
Ryan. I woke up. At the neighbors house. And by the neighbors. I mean the ones to the north. The ones that hate us. Please call me. I am so confused and you are gone
At the neighbors house?! Like in it or outside???
In it on the fucking couch. No idea how i got here.
I am such a fucking liability at weddings. I ended up making out with this married 40-year-old that told me that basically if I came home with him and be a sex partner for him and his wife, I would never have to pay for anything again. Extremely considered it.
I call bullshit
Call it what ever you want I just need to figure out how to get permanent marker off my cock
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
Randomize
