But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
life is too short to starve
life is also too short to be fat
the doormen always congratulate him in spanish as he walks me downstairs in the morning
im too high. i could barely wash my hair, let alone handle a whole shower
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
All I had with a note saying that my shoes are in the ceiling and good luck.
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
did you dip my ponytail in franzia? its the only thing i can think of to explain my hair right now.
I don't like getting sloppy drunk but I don't like getting just half drunk either, I'm way too responsible if my blood alcohol level is below 0.2
I'm with the hottest fuckin fire fighter right now. I'm ready to fake my own death.
The number of tpain songs that actually relate to my life right now is embarrassing.
By the way, do you realize that you asked me how much you could get for your eggs last night. And once you learned the price said that you had plenty to share.
I accidentally called my professor daddy...and I think he liked it. Help, I'm scared.
Noted. Next time you want to get fried chicken and cocaine.
Ok. That just sounds baller.
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