Ever have the mailman look at you like youre a chronic masterbator. I have.
Best feeling in the world? holding your pee all day for a negative preggo test
Somebody spraypainted a transformers head on a transformer box..my life is complete
How many times can you lose to your mom in beer pong before you can no longer show your face around campus?
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when i start to cry when i lose at mario kart is when you should put me to bed
Its piss that you smell... I borrowed that shirt last week. Sooo, wanna grab some laundry soap on your way home? And good luck on your date.
Pretty sure that this text will cost me like $5 but just wanted you to know that I just smoked a bowl of kush, about to walk around shopping for hookers and i get 3 credit hours for this study abroad .... have fun studying for finals.
She threw up in the hot tub how's your night
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
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After you verbally abused the McDonalds employee for not making your fries fast enough, the fact that you woke up on a random lawn does not surprise me.
not a day goes by that I don't wish you were here or I there. Today it was because I had the desire to get high and go look at the jellyfish at the aquarium and you're the perfect buddy for that.
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.
I offer naked tickle fights and orgasms and you call it trouble. I call that Christmas.
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
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