The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
Writing a love song to planned parenthood. what rhymes with "don't have AIDS"
It was only 12:11 and I needed to make a Pepto Latte and call it a night, I don't remember that being part of my new years resolution.
there's sperm and chicken noodle soup everywhere
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
it looks like my getting laid tonight is going to depend on my knowledge of native birds. this is a weird party
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
Is there a special protocol when the stripper has a Boba Fett tattoo?
Well, we could've been at the bar taking a shot everytime my rash spread. But Noooooo. You had to go out with your non- girlfriend. Lame.
She proposed we share a dildo. Hopefully she was joking.
I'm eating your cookies as payment for having to listen to you. Happy sex
Chicks before dicks must only mean American dicks
Apparently I came into our room and told her that there should be a zipline from our window to Walgreens so that I could get chicken noodle soup
Kelly and I just had sex, and you didn't call or text to interrupt, are you alive? We are both concerned.
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