dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
The sex was so not worth the four dollars it cost to drive over the bridge
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning
we usually just have an Easter beer hunt and never end up at church anyways
We were walking home when he passed out, we left him. Just got a call from him, hes in a jail in Canada.
When I stretch out her lips her vagina looks like a dolphin...this birthmark is awesome
Why am I the only one concerned that there's a dog in the movie theatre?
let's just say I never want to get pulled over and have to explain to the cop why I'm wearing a false beard again.
You turned to me, winked, whispered "man the harpoons" and walked out with the fat chick
To sum up. The glass blower from the ren faire ate me out last night. Best ever. Go find yourself an artisan.
Dude I asked him to get me beef jerky at 4 am and he actually walked to CVS to get it. CVS closes at 12 but it was the perfect opp to dip out
Its not that hard to understand he's my holiday boyfriend, we ignore each other most of the year except on holidays when I give him head
it looks like a nuclear can of fuck blew up in here
There's a lady rapping at me about making healthy food choices. She lives in a refrigerator. This is not okay with me
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