OK...I gotta go get strawberry short cake cakes and knee pads
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
She just got back from rehab. You dont celebrate that with margaritas.
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
It was worth having to clean the cum stains out of the carpet.
What part of i'm handcuffed to an oven do you not understand?
You told my mom you were going to "Raw Dawg some randoms." That Drunk.
BECAUSE THIS IS AMERICA AND DONUTS AND TITTIES AND ALCOHOL IS WHAT THIS COUNTRY WAS FOUNDED ON
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
I got unbelievably drunk yesterday, need some time off. Apparently pulling your balls out to make your buddy's girlfriend miss beerpong shots is frowned upon.
I'm pretty sure I just orgasmned my way out of paying for that weed
Bruh. He just said the words "cyber sex"-is it 1999?
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