it's like i warped into dreamland and the only thing that makes sense is my solo cup
Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
I'm having sex on a snuggie, yes i stopped to text you
On the couch having a debate with the dog over whether eating anothr sweet roll will make the hangover better or worse
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She just sucked the buffalo sauce out of my beard. I've never been so disgusted and hard in my life.
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
I had ketchup on my elbow and a random girl goes "I got it" and licked it off, only on game day
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
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No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
I'm looking for mother nature. And when I find her, I'm looking her right in the eyes and telling her to fuck off.
She thinks you guys are the gods of the bathroom. If she runs past you naked, give me a heads up
We are the best cocktail. We look appealing, taste amazing, and ruin lives.
Bro you were on fire last night...like a less Irish version of Liam Neeson
As we were walking to her place she stole a pizza from the delivery guy's car and when we got home she grabbed a slice, two beers, removed her pants, and said "call of duty?" im going to marry her
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