ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
I didn't black out, the guy in the Men In Black costume erased my memory
Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
What did you wear last night? Because I'm pretty sure there are atleast 4 Facebook statuses about your walk of shame.
We lit firecrackers from NYE in the fireplace and he was so passed out that he slept through it.
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
Wait, is this the kid that tried catching a bat in your backyard with a flashlight and a ball of tin foil?
I don't even know if I LIKE sober sex any more.
fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
It's settled. One of us is going to bang her brother. The world demands justice and he's hot. We'll be the justice league if it were made of alcoholic whores
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
I'm planning our wedding on the computer and our threesome on my phone. At the same time.
The stripper was super into me until she pulled out my tits then I realized.... This bitch is just using my ass to get MORE TIPS
Please come check out theses cougars grinding on a pole. I feel like they're showing us up and we need a duel stat
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