I need help removing her.
Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
after he passed out we removed everything electronic from his room, stuck in some old books and an ancient typewriter from goodwill. for 20 min. we had him convinced he'd drunk himself backward in time.
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I just saw a hobo ride by on a unicycle. Good day.
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
is this the sara with the beer cane?
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
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I should start printing out disclaimer handouts and passing them out to people saying, "I can not be held responsible for anything I say or do this evening."
I just can't promise there won't be a reason to hit you in the face with a dildo again in the future.
It was like I was playing the clarinet on his penis. And I just kept saying I'm sorry.
i woke up with a kayak in my amazon shopping cart with 1 wrong digit on my credit card and the transaction wasn't going through.
He texted me at 2am telling me to come get my American flag from his place, if that's not code for sex idk what is
his penis was like the majestic horn of a unicorn and I came like a million trumpeting rainbows.
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