I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
This chick just checked into her walk of shame on Foursquare... I think I'm in love.
MRIs the morning after St. Patty's Day was a poor choice.
He really likes Obama...and Bill Clinton too. He said "I mean, how many presidents can say that they got head in the oval office?"
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I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
They should try giving mcdonalds to cancer patients because it just cured the worst hangover ive ever had
my roommate is sobbing and looking at photos of elephants. i'm so confused.
walk of shame to my ortho appointment. kids are staring. this little girl just asked her mom if she can havr glitter in her hair too.
I got back at him the only way I knew how, by hooking up with the guy he hates from their rival fraternity.
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That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
The only people in the library at 5:00 on the friday after finals are homeless or pre-med.
my paper on vitamins just turned into a 2 hour tangent google search on what i should buy to best cure a hangover. I need to stop getting high before homework
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.