What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
you kept shouting how the only tree you would hump is an elm tree because they're under populated
i felt obligated to tell him happy birthday since we trashed his house and i fucked his friend in his basement
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
I've also hijacked your can opener. Sadly not for the same sexual reason as the muddler.
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
you described his penis as a "portable fishing pole"
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
Yes, let me tell you about the time I was forcibly locked in a bathroom when my ex-girlfriend was having a bad shroom trip.
Shaving your balls drunk sounds like a good idea untill you do it
After 2 minutes he came and said, "thanks for everything". I can't wait to hear what he says next time when I do more than just lay there.
B. I found a note on my phone and all it says is 'Fuck yeah im a racecar'
Im getting out of handcuffs then i'll give you a call
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