I just saw a guy masturbating vigorously at the bus stop across from del taco at 2:30am...im pretty sure he wasn't even homeless
I saw his package. It spoke to me.
She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
Hungover. Be in at noonish. Turn my monitor on and put a hot cup of coffee on my desk so the boss thinks I'm in
The guy drove to our house at 6am to sell us weed. Now that's customer service.
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
in my defence, i did try to get you to put your shirt back on, then you screamed at me to stop telling you what to do
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
she's drunk at 2 in the afternoon again. at least my mother is predictable.
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
well I've taken an Uber to my weed dealers twice in the past 2 weeks so it's going well since I sold my car
I’ll always remember that day you sent me that random nude on accident lmao changed my life
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