we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
I'm pretty sure this all started when I found a vibrator in my mom's sock drawer and had my first orgasm when I was ten...
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
He said my breasts were God's way of making up to him for all the shit he's had to endure in his life.
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Thank god i puked near the cancer center. makes me look like a chemo patient
Come over, we're having a tea party. And by a tea party I mean we're drinking whiskey from tea cups.
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
Well for decently drunk, in the woods, last-person-i-should-be-hooking-up-with sex, i thought it was pretty good.
I'm eating a subway sandwich in the bathtub because I don't want to move. God bless boys from Brooklyn
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You'll pass into the great gay beyond
Where it rains cosmopolitans and scantily clad gogo dancers of all genders direct traffic
Waking up next to a guy you don't remember going home with and the first thing you say is: where is my tiara? = successful birthday
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
We watched ESPN, hooked up, got waffles. You know, a typical weekend.
Im blaming it on six shots of Jack, loneliness and a chemical imbalance. That's the best I can think of...
It's confirmed. I have two dates on Saturday, and they are both named Mike.
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