I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
Seriously, let me lead the intervention, my parents did like three with me. I know how it works.
Just did free shots of tequila at a walmart. Hello Mexico
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
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Nicee. Atleast your phone doesn't change pen in to PENISsSSSSSSS like mine does
I need to figure out how to tell my doctor that I don't want to fix my possible fertility problems until AFTER I'm done whoring around in my 20s.
I have already decided that it happened in an alternate universe since both of the people involved don't remember it and we only have the word of a sober person that it happened at all
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
If you need anything just hit me up
Pancakes
Noted.
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He showed up at my front door with Plan B and a rose...
I threw up through my nose tonight. Happy cinco de mayo
Pretty sure one of my drivers stopped to get laid while he was delivering a pizza. Is it appropriate to give him a write-up AND a high-five?
Nothing says depression like laying in your bed stoned, naked, and eating a cupcake
i ate her out in full view of all her roomates. the word awkward doesnt even cover it.
My liver has officially said "fuck this shit" and escaped from my body.
Randomize