Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
I just realized I have my pepper spray, gun, and vibrator all in one drawer. One false grab and I'm screwed either way.
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
I always have trouble explaining my life decisions to people over the age of 30.
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
I have reverted to folding laundry while watching porn. how much sadder can my life get?
Oh thank Jesus fuck for my shitty infertile womb. Crisis averted
I'm gonna tie him up and fart in that pathetic excuse for a mustache
She tackled him mid-puke while the other two were cutting up a $60 dildo with a kitchen knife and putting the pieces in a Corona bottle.
Everywhere I look there's another kitten this is so ideal
Can I live on acid? Kittens man. Kittens.
Puked in the trash can. Took a bite of someone's breadstick and kept dancing and drinking
I just found your "it's drinking time" note in my chem notes. Why did this never happen??
I was waiting for you to find it...I'll be over in 5
I woke up with an eye patch on, someone else's sweatshirt on, and no pants on. I hope it was a good night.
I just elbowed a roll of wrapping paper, and said “ohh sorry”. I’m still drunk.
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