i kept saying "bloody hell" in a ron weasley accent until i forcibly told myself to shut up
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
i would totally switch to progressive if they'd let me bang that girl in the commercial.
Definately going to wake up wondering what happened to the other half of my lip.
there was a fucking fire juggler. but it was ok bc i was in the kiddie pool and it was the safe zone
Tried to ride the mechanical bull pants less, got punched for making out with some lesbians wife, and you tipped the bartender with a can of skoal.
I regret nothing
Just so you know, classy bitches change the morning after in a CVS bathroom.
My heart is swelling with pride right now. I fucking love you.
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
Omg just opened my passenger side door and my outfit from last night is on the floorboard.
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
You ripped his router out of the wall and screamed "I have defeated the matrix"
"Offered to eat Froot Loops out of my belly button" drunk. Thats how drunk.
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