i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
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yeah. then i thought it would be a good idea to show them how hairy my armpits were, so they'd be distracted from the bush in my pants. EPIC FAIL.
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
Having sex with the stobe light on was the best bad idea I've ever had.
I can actually hear my brain cells scream as they die when she speaks.
I feel like I was just dunked in a tub of beer and then thrown in a giant dryer with rocks in it.
FYI the landlord called and plumbers will be tearing up the bathroom tomorrow. Apparently the tub is leaking into the apt below us so be sure to pee in the shower today.
just woke up to a get well card i wrote myself when i was drunk. it was by the advil. i am a cocky bitch.
We realized he wasn't with us anymore, so we turn around and he's 20 feet back, peeing on a squirrel.
Seriously? He's going to use MY birthday sex as the opportunity to ask if he can pee on me?!? I let him, but wow talk about selfish.
Just smoked out of an apple with Steve Jobs. I love Halloween.
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
I went to the obgyn with chipped nail polish.. Somewhere Beyonce was looking down, shaking her head, whispering "Not fierce."
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
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