Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
I woke up this morning and "The Wood" was on tv. Touche TBS, touche.
I just saw a hobo shake a payphone until it spat out a bunch of quarters. what a champ.
Just found the bucket list I wrote when I was high...somehow I dont think "jello swimming pool" is gonna happen.
I hurt. I blacked out in a onesie. Reevaluation needs to happen.
he called AT&T to make sure that he had insurance before he threw his cell phone into the fountain.
Pretty much gone. He was in the backseat and kept whispering that his "toes felt like pigtails"
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
I'm so prepared to puke on walk of shame tomorrow that I'm putting a toothbrush and toothpaste in my purse the night before. And to think, my dad thought I wouldn't make it in college.
This vodka tastes like I'm not going to class tomorrow.
I'm still pretty stoned. There are mini rice cakes in my robe pocket to snack on in the shower.
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
I sent my roommate a text from MY phone that said, "I don't know where my phone is." Must've been a good night.
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
He can be a kind, caring soul but also give in to the temptation of eating unicorn ass.
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