And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
imagine a blue Jetta with an ILLINOIS license plate that read JISLORD..... upon pondering it for 10minutes I came to the conclusion that J stood for JESUS and IF the license plate had enough room it would read "Jesus Is Lord"
I never thought I'd hear the words "aww you pulled out" and "you're so sweet" in the same sentence.
something must definitely be wrong with me if i'm chasing after a guy who cant even get it up
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i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
great! i almost saw a gas station fight, and i believe i became the first person to successfully pee and puke in a bathtub simultaneously
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Right now I can't do anything that will ban me from donating plasma. That is a legit source of income for me.
there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
His water bottle is sitting on my coffee table like a monolith dedicated to the things he is not doing to my vagina.
reason #1 why i should never live alone: i haven't put pants on since she left 26 hours ago. and ive made spaghetti 3 times.
I fell asleep while eating jimmy johns last night and then woke up at 5am and continued to eat it
send nudes
from the living room?
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