I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I'm going to use my one free fuck up card tonight.
What'd you do?
Its more like what im about to do.
what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
i don't know whats more disturbing, that his dog drooled directly into my mouth or that i was too drunk and tired to do anything except let it be there.
God I'm so bored. I wish I had a baby or something to play with.
And this is exactly why you should NEVER have kids.
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
Well, no one has ever described you as a perfectly balanced individual
my mom just said "if you had sex with someone you don't really like I'm going to be so mad at you" HOW DOES EVERYBODY KNOW
haha all our friends are at the carnival and I'm on stage dry humping a 40 year old
I just sugar scrubbed my vagina. If I don't get laid tonight, me and the universe are gonna have some problems.
also I have no idea whose underpants I'm wearing right now but they're super comfy and I'm not giving them back ever
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
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