She's never had brie before last night, don't know if I can date a girl that doesn't like soft cheeses.
I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
I wish I had a waterproof laptop so that I would watch porn in the shower.
i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
Thanks again for allowing my sister to lose her virginity on your bed.
I've discovered the best way to avoid rehab is to not fuck fat chicks when your drunk, therefore delaying regrets and rock bottom
your the Dr. Phil in my life
Today is an unchanging day
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
There's s woman at the corner of the bar dancing by herself in her seat and making eye contact with me. Please hurry.
Why would I take you home? That would eliminate the chances of you making bad decisions I could ridicule you about later.
Dude mama brought home the bacon, i got his HBO account i guess that makes up for his by par skills in bed.
So I justmade it back home and was greeted to a squirrel in my dorm... Last time I let my friends rent it out for a party.
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
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