Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
just had amazing sex with a girl I got caught with in second grade playing doctor. her examination is finallllly over
The waitress bought us a round. She said if anyone could do 52 margarita mondays in a row, it was us.
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Im also drinking whiskey while on a treadmill wearing high heels so let's consider that for a moment.
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
Of course I'm not above using aladdin and pot to get laid, this is america
I'm dressed like a deranged cupcake. Let's get fucked up.
I'm gonna have sex with my clothes on and I'll know everyone there so I'll be in my comfort zone
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When you wake up, just ignore the mess in the bathroom. I'll take her home when I'm off work.
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
You serve our country by fighting in the sandbox, i serve our country by entertaining rich businessmans' daughters. We each do our part.
Be my booze princess bebe. I'll rescue you from the lame tidings you are confined to up in the sober castle.
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
You woke up, looked straight at me and screamed "fuck barbara streisand!" and passed out again
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