what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
I'm buying this stripper a house, I don't care what her name is.
It was weird to see you drinking wine out a glass instead of a red cup today
why did u have a candy cane hung on your dick in the first place?
she has a santa fetish
cute.
I peed glitter this morning and had a beard drawn on my face with eyeliner. Last time I do shots with gay Dan.
Please make the clown in the corner stop judging me. I mean he's the one with paint on his face. I don't need him judge judying me.
Are you alive?
I googled "I don't want to vomit anymore," and "how to rip out your uvula," at 9 am this morning, but I'm still here. Uvula and all.
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
He was president of his frat and had a clap on disco ball in his room... or course I slept with him
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
We're having soft pretzels and cheese dip for dinner tonight. Like fucking adults.
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
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