that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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wow
part of me always dies a little when i go to the "2 women seeking 1 man" section in craigslist's casual encounters to find nothing there. it's tragic
Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
I have so much boob sweat I could bathe a baby
You're 21st was epic. I woke up at 6 a.m. on the floating beer pong table in the pool with a beer still in hand. Didn't even spill any
Oh I know babe. You're shining beacon of adult responsibility. That's why I go down on you.
I go down on you because abs
I wore wrist and ankle weights while we had sex. Does that count as working out?
I think we can say happy hour is successful when you have frosting and southern comfort in your hair.
He went down on me to the national anthem being sung by Jordan sparks. It was very patriotic of him
I had forgotten what new underwear feels like. It's as if angels descended from heaven for the sole purpose of supporting my junk.
I put miralax in my rum/coke. Go hard or go home.
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
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