Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
I got out of bed with her to go smoke a bowl with her roommate which was fine but I passed out when I went upstairs to take a piss.
Yeah.. she's probably not gonna call.
There are 3 guys sitting in the elevator in lawn chairs wearing sunglasses and holding beers. the hallway rugs are stuffed in a trash can. i've never been so glad to be sober.
Just wanna let u know that we are almost on the pity blow job level of our friendship.
You probably don't remember. You were drunk and getting your tits drummed on like haitian bongos in a voodoo ritual.
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
So I got hit in the face with a frying pan. So def wont be at work for first break if I'm there at all
I ate shit on a rock, and when I got up this car full of people asked me if I was okay, and I just sprinted away screaming "I am a banana!"
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
I told her my cab was outside the club and that I had to go, but I think we both knew this wasn't going anywhere past the sloppy bathroom handjob.
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
Mid-fucking he screams "YOU CAN'T VOTE FOR TRUMP"
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
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