why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
He kissed my cheek and I could smell it the whole way home like shit
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
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I fed him jelly beans while he fingered me. Win, win situation.
Let's cut to the chase. What days are we sleeping together this week?
The bad decision stars are too close to aligning to risk this tonight.
I hope they realize that to me "collecting their mail" is synonymous with "fucking in every room in their house, and twice in the party shower."
I just woke up eating some beef jerky with my cat. I think she opened the bag for us.
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You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
He told me he was married and then fingered me on the kitchen counter. It was awkward to explaining the broken toaster to my roommates this morning...
I have a tattoo that says Yolo. You should not have been asking my advice in the first place
The moral of the story is this:the last shot of the night is always a mistake
I think I'll shower sitting down. That seems safe.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how good of an idea would it be to pregame at the airport right now
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