yeah my parents were only ten feet away and we somehow managed to do it in five different positions without them noticing
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
Its a bummer that corporate america doesn't believe in $2 u call its on a Sunday night
they came at us with fireworks while we were skinny dipping in her jacuzzi at 4 am...
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He won't stop licking me..... im choosing your date next time.
She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
Woke up the next morning in an 8 year old's bedroom. Saw my bra swinging from the spiderman ceiling fan and decided it would be best to dip out w/o it.
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
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Due to your tardiness, I'm saving you my tab
I just had sex over my oven then high fived the guy. It's going to be a good year.
I think you'll be amused to know that I achieved the impossible feat of tripping over my own dick
Still drunk. lying on the floor just rubbing my cats nipples
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
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