even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
New drink name: the Vermont Douchebag. Take shot of maple syrup, drop into cup of jager, bomb.
Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
too bad being hungover isnt a job. just threw up from 9am to 5pm
Yeah getting kicked out of the bar at 1 pm really set the tone for the day.
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
we've called him dos banos ever since he threw up in 2 separate bathrooms with the same puke
DC is easy, you will figure it out.
I'm drunk and blonde. You are wayyyy underestimating this.
So, I without a doubt haven't used the bag I'm now carrying since we were dating. Just had to discreetly throw out an unopened magnum in a bus station.
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
He accepted my bet of 5 bucks to bike home completely naked. Never got asked about the 5 bucks, guess he enjoyed it too much
We all just got ice cream, condoms, and toilet paper now were gonna go home and watch movies as a family.
Condoms?
The gyno waiting room is so strange because the pregnant woman next to me is making a PowerPoint of her pregnant photo shoot with her husband and I’m sitting here trying to figure out from Instagram who I had sex with on Sunday lol
I didn’t eat all day. Got really drunk at a bruins game and puked in a random dunkies cup on the T
If that doesn’t scream I’m from New England, I don’t know what does
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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