there really is only one way to give a PowerPoint presentation in your senior capstone class: still drunk.
once she started licking the door on the stall, i got out of there and told her bf "this is your problem now" and walked away
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
She just took the bottle of jager to the bathroom and locked the door. Now I hear the water running..if the house floods she's paying for it
She told me I was lying in front of her toilet for an hour saying "lasers."
I'm functioning at the level of a challenged walrus.
im shotgunning beers in the kitchen. alone. the cat is judging me.
I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
Is it possible to dent your eyeball? And how do you "accidentally" go cosmic bowling?
I dove into a random van at the bar as the door was closing and ended up at some house with people I've never met in my life dancing in a basement
Can vaginas get frostbite?
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
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