Google Chrome's "top 8 most visited sites" page has become my motivation to stop masturbating
i can't remember the last friday i didn't spend in the foetal position
We did lines off of a Whitney Houston CD case. That makes everything okay.
do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
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I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
I'm having flashbacks from last night. Did I admit to pausing Whitney's funeral because I was watching porn? I believe I did.
Why did I see a weird snapchat of you barking at McDonald's last night?
Now all I want to do is stay up, drink wine, and look at dragons.
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Well, I got fired yesterday. At least I already paid for my Adele tickets.
My sister just poured me a dbl Ciroc on the rocks and said "the ice makes it festive." Honestly what a role model.
The single life is the freaking dream dude. I'm sitting here naked, eating chocolate mousse, and watching Gilmore girls. It's wonderful
I mean, you've had my nipples in your mouth now, so I think we've reached a certain level of friendship.
My drug dealer was just on ESPN..
No my problem is I'm working and its a beautiful Saturday. I should be recovering from a hangover and out golfing. Fuck responsibility. I miss college.
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