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• (843): View more from South Carolina

  happy early fathers day!!!

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  im not a father

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  about that...

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• (708): View more from Illinois

  We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."

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  Let's do it. All homo

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• (309): View more from Illinois

  I was up until 12:30 making that damned grammar test for my freshmen then I caught myself running through the verb tenses when I was giving him head.

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  "I have sucked, I will suck, I will have suck, I am sucking..." I've never felt more like a nerdier slut than last night.

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  im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out

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• (682): View more from Texas

  I plan on gettn treatment center drunk

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• (813): View more from Florida

  I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.

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• (209): View more from California

  He looks like he got hit by a weed-eater with chlamydia

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• (503): View more from Oregon

  i'm having taco bell mild sauce and tums for breakfast because i'm hungover and thats all i can find. it's like thanksgiving up in here

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• (806): View more from Texas

  Math equation of the day: 4 waffles + 1 bowl of weed = 1 terrific nap

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• (206): View more from Washington

  But he was wearing a glow-in-the-dark condom. It was like a glowing rod of kryptonite. I can't resist that, kryptonite is my weakness.

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• (914): View more from New York

  I just googled, "how to do boob makeup" thats the kind of night I wanna have.

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• (920): View more from Wisconsin

  You should hear the lecture my mom just gave me about cooking pizzas when im drunk because "I could have died".

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• (512): View more from Texas

  He used the panoramic camera on his iPhone to take a picture of his dick. And it actually filled it. Pretty sure I just came.

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• (616): View more from Michigan

  Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.

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• (480): View more from Arizona

  His Instagram is like a gay porn blog all of the sudden got conquered by the Mormon missionary that he is

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