Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
nothing says happy birthday like half a tampon wrapped in someone else's hair on your shoulder.
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
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I owe you 20 bucks. My blood work did show liver damage.
He shaved off his eyebrows. This is not my life.
Why is your name on a gluestick in a plastic baggy stuck to my door?
Just made macaroni burritos. Fukkin awesome. We'll have to try this when I'm sober.,!
He never broke character while fucking me on the neighbor's lawn. I give him a 10 for his dedication to the British accent.
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I just realized that I have to choose between a future orthopedic surgeon and a dude currently in jail. My life is so fucked.
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
You were a cyclone of alcohol and bad decisions - like a gay Tazmanian devil
We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
Phone keeps correcting good morning to "food moaning" and I like the way it thinks.
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
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