Driving out to Plano is like driving away from your twenties
ofcourse shes the first one pregnant. wasnt she the one who asked the middle school health teacher how many calories are in sperm?
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
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I just walked by that girl who tried to commit suicide over me in high school. That was weird.
My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
I cagt a turtle and named him squirt. He's in my bathtub Caleb is feeding me peaches! This is the most beautiful vodka Thursday ever!
Getting cock-blocked by Jeff Bridges. NOT OKAY.
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
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As he walked by me and gave me his dreamy smile full of dimples all i could think was 'I gave you chlamydia'.
I agreed not to hook up with any randoms while she's on vacation, if that isn't a show of good faith then I don't know what is...
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
idk how I feel so profoundly understood by someone whose latest tweet is "labia majora's mask." but I do.
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
Funny story... I got into my car and my porn started playing over my Bluetooth.