It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
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My plan for valentine's day: take a shot for every guy I've slept with. To keep me from going to the hospital I'm only doing half a shot for small dicks
Some girl in the stall next to me just yelled "fuck yes i started my period!" she came out of the stall and we high fived. who am i to judge? i do that every month.
I don't care. He smelled like a fucking chilli cookoff
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
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it was a frathouse cornucopia of foul mixed drinks and "sangria", which im convinced was blood and pcp
Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
Nothing says I'll be 22 tomorrow like washing the vomit out of your hair at 4pm
Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
Batteries died. I don't care that you're studying for the bar. Come over. Bring the law books and study after. I'll even make coffee.
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
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