first i yelled "you cant get it up?" and then in the middle of it i opened a Corona
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
At CVS buying just condoms. The guy behind me is buying just hotdog buns. There was a silent moment of understanding between us.
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
I need the number of a restaurant that delivers, has lock-picking abilities, and is okay with full frontal male nudity. Entirely too hungover to get out of bed.
My bed became a clown car for his family....I'm not ready to get married
I succsesfully kept my nipples in my dress all night. Even when I got in a fight. I was made for the bar.
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
Why am I the only one golf clapping for the vomiting girl on the train who just fell of her seat into her own vomit
i woke up to you and that girl going out onto the balcony naked
oh sorry man.. we went outside because we DIDN'T want to wake you
If the smell of things stopped me from putting things in my mouth. I wouldn't be popular with Grindr guys.
This morning, I found 5 naked people in Steve's bed with post sex hair, and Steve fully clothed sleeping on the ground.
He just took off his shirt. I'll text you later.
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