What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
i fucked a milf yesterday.
i'm not impressed, in this generation that could technically mean a 16 year old.
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
I think you blew our chances when you yelled "YOU SLUTS COMING TO THE TITTIE BAR?" in their face
I don't know who the girl crying at my kitchen table eating gravy from the KFC container is, but I feel like she could be my soulmate
Hahaahaah I keep finding little notes you left me on my physics notes... "TOO HIGH FOR BIRDS"
She didn't need to know her brother was thrown out of a bar for getting head on the dance floor. You're a shit head.
While you wait, fill out your state patrol application. Not trying to be your mom, I just really want to fuck a cop.
I'm home alone drinking wine, so high, scrubbing my house down... This is what my thirsty thursday has become
I feel you. We can get adjoining rooms. It'll be like Disney world, but with drugs and ivs instead of roller coasters and Mickey Mouse.
Which is way cooler
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
I smell like cotton candy and guilt.
Never go to your parents' super bowl party. I learned, in great detail, "Why Aunt Trisha is a hoe" Not enough beer on the eastern seaboard.
Don't come in. My door to my bathroom won't close because of the table and I'm pooping
Classy
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