i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
I just peeled a layer of cum off my eyelid. Don't even tell me that's not why you came over
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every time i wear that dress i get kicked out of a bar.
I was going through my paperwork and I found the lifetime warranty card for my 14" dildo. I saved it. You know, just in case.
just so you know, you can get through airport security with handcuffs no questions asked
Why do I have a vague memory of your entire fraternity climbing in through my bedroom window?
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
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Glass of stolen champagne in a to go cup = tastiest hangover cure ever
The first time he ever tried to hold my hand, I moon walked away.
All I want to do is lay in my bed and eat hotdogs
6 hours ago I jacked off a a guy for $100. I explained it away as "compensation" for gas and tolls. WHAT am I doing with my life? Quickest and easiest $100 I ever made though, haha
I think part of my soul drowned in beer and/or jack daniels last night.
Trying to decide if I'm relieved or disappointed that I didn't receive any fuck boi calls on nye
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