Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
When you went through airport security you asked if the could check if a baby was in there. That drunk.
She just sat there, all alone, with a bottle of booze. And the dog. He even looked like he didn't wanna be there with her.
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I'm on this new diet called "I have 10$ till next Friday, I have rice
Let's celebrate that I used a condom
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
I've never been this drunk around this many toddlers
i believe in u and ur pee
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This is the third time this month a guy I’m not dating has dumped me. How is this even possible???
Woke up with a $100 bill from the Philippines in my bra & an unopened box of sour patch kids next to me. I have some questions.
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
I'm at home 4 xanax deep watching She's all that.. no I don't want to go out. The couch is eating me.
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
Drunk twilight is the only twilight
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