windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
There is a banner on a house by campus that says "welcome to college dads. Thanks for dropping off your daughters!"
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
a girl just told me i should have been born earlier in the alphabet
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
I'm gonna be a few minutes late, some asshole just fell off the ferry so we had to stop.
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
On her way to bed she said, "If you have sex on the couch, just move my blanket" Needles to say, we moved the blanket
It's not your birthday unless mom picks you up at the bar
Checked my bank account this morning...apparently I went to 7-11 at 4am and spent $22 on taquitos. New all time low for me.
I ate all of them. New all time low for ME.
i guess she just walked over ass naked and peed on his laptop. gonna call an over price on that drunk sex.
excused from jury duty. THAT hungover...
I think i got beer on your cat.
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