Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
i just pissed myself at work. maybe they'll buy the old coffee spill trick
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
I have a feeling this won't be the last time I wake up wrapped in a shower curtain with the words "Blame Bono" spray painted on it
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he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
Nothing says 'good morning' like waking up only to realize this chick was watching you sleep. She's crazy
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
What's the politically correct way of saying you've made someone your bitch?
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He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
Someone has big plans this weekend. Just went to throw away the trash and saw packaging for 3 different vibrators on the top of the stack
WAKE THE EFF UP THE UBER DRIVER IS TRYING TO TAKE ME HOME
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.