My room smells like vodka and shame
and thats how i got kicked in the balls by micky mouse
He told me he was ok to drive home. Then I found him face-planted in the parking lot.
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
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coulda been worse. everyone in the drunk tank got free mcdonalds breakfast
It's not mothers day until you're vomitting syrup into grandma's toilet. Cherish the holidays
You dont understand he had a split tongue thats bucket list worthy.
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
I AM HAVING A WEIRD OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE. IN CAPS LOCK.
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I think my new low is running outside in a towel to pet a particularly fluffy looking squirrel and projectile vomiting off the balcony.
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
Why do I like him? He literally has no redeeming qualities.
i'm high and self actualising, please send help