Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
i just saw my boxers from 2 days ago stuck in a tree 4 miles from my house
Just farted in public and tried to sniff it all up before anyone noticed...do you think that actually works?
so I woke up and found tortilla in my belly button
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Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
Just paid for that girls abortion on my dad's black card. I feel like P-Diddy.
No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
he said 'i want to be the peanut butter to your jelly, just without the crust' and then tried to take me shirt off
we usually just have an Easter beer hunt and never end up at church anyways
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i can barely draw a stick figure let alone shave a heart into my pubes
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
Her vagina smelled like pancake batter. That's all you need to know.
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
The only alcohol at my aunts was mikes hard so I drank 9 of them and puked in the master bath
High me is so sweet. She left not-high me a fortune from a fortune cookie and 6 packets of soy sauce in my tampon drawer.