is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
I woke up with my bra stapled to the ceiling, her dad was in the hallway winking at me. I was the less drunk of the bunch.
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
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If it's any consolation, I've been sitting in the hallway in assless chaps for the past thirty minutes
They just called to see if he wanted to come in at 2am for overtime. He's trashed. He literally carried on a 10 minute convo with his boss about woodchucks. As in the animal
I am not going to ask my mother to pause a movie so I can have phone sex.
He showed up in booty shorts and no shirt and said dont laugh dont ask questions and give me a fucking final and no one in class said anything we just sat there speehless
He's trying to marry me, when is the appropriate time to tell him my real name and that Dallas is a completely fictitious slutty alter ego? I need the advice of someone with morals.
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Can we pretty pretty please go to Mardi Gras tomorrow? I promise I'll be a good girl and not puke in a pledges car
Summary of my night: made out with a complete stranger at a club dressed in the Geico gecko costume...
Hey Cat, it's Michael. You made out with me for a hot dog last night and I feel super used.
How’s your Christmas Eve so far?
I just chased my melatonin with red wine. It’s 12:00pm.
He stole one of my good bras again. If I'm not getting laid I'm not putting with this shit. Also it's a walk of shame for you today, my car is suicidal again.
yeah, last night we handcuffed you and you started crying saying that you weren't a bad person
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