I'm twenty-five. I'm too old to be watching my friend throw up in Chipolte Parking lot.
How was last night?
She looked like Delta Burke in her fat Designing Women days ... and she just left like 2 minutes ago. Right after breakfast.
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
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He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.
You scratched my dick last night. It deserves an apology and I fell that actions speak louder than words when it comes to apologies like this.
Some guy dressed like Santa just handed me a bottle of tequila. I NEVER WANT TO LEAVE CANCUN
I found a half-finished mass text from my California weekend that said "things I want to rape: you, things, stuff, and le"
I bought an american flag today and by god im gonna fuck someone on it
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Thought about it. I'm gonna go to work, but I'm gonna tell them I wrestled a bear saying I fell just isn't working.
Sorry. We had to leave because I knocked a guy out for saying "yolo".
I'm not strong. I'm hormonal, sad, lonely, and trying to get laid via tinder
If my body were a person, it would be beating the shit out of me for what I did to it last night.
He took home that trashy slut from Bama but a NFL Lineman was just in my DMs so... who’s the real winner here
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
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