i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
Left my card at the bar and had a drunk girl climb on the hood of my running car to scream at me.
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
It was like I was playing the clarinet on his penis. And I just kept saying I'm sorry.
Calling a preemptive no homo on tonight's activities
Bored at work. googling vodka waffles.
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
And anyway at least being paid in opium makes a cool story
I have to go buy generic plan b after work. I don't even leave for the new semester for another 11 days. I think I just leveled up in sluttiness
I almost had sex at the fire station last night and I need you to acknowledge all the awesomeness that is in that sentence.
just found out that my aunt grows weed. today is a good day to be me.
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
Nothing screams "crazy cat lady" like a nursery in your house when you're over 30, single and have no kids.
I swear I'm going to walk in one day with you in a ballgag just masturbating feverishly
Well i can't stand the sound of my own crying
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