I didn't shave. On purpose
well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard
First date: that requires underwear, huh?
I just found puke in my bra..
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then she stuck her tongue in my ass
I thought we were talking about reason you aren't going to marry her?
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
What's the policy for hitting on a girl at a funeral? She seems more bored than sad.
I tried to talk to him, but he didn't recognize me at first. I had to show him the top of my head and then he remembered.
Dang. We need a girls trip ASAP. Preferably in a country who has even lower standards than us on a Friday night.
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Honestly I'm not even that excited to see my boyfriend. I'm more excited to see his penis. His penis inside of me.
the only joy I get out of her anymore is hitting on her friends and ignoring her. it's chaos for them. like shaking a slutty ant farm
FUCK YOU VODKA I'M TRYING TO ADULT RIGHT NOW
Can't really tell your Mom you are moody due to dick deprivation.
I can't believe it is only 1:30...I may have to stab myself with scissors for an excuse to go home...
I woke up in a bathtub full of green and blue Nickelodeon slime! wtf?!
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